Brother, I get it

I pretty much fucked up a lot with my first company VON FLOERKE. No one will dispute that. But beyond that, nobody can dispute that all marketing campaigns I designed were always extraordinarily successful. It was just that I didn't deliver the operational excellence that was expected of me. As I never was a good CEO/COO, I will share my excellent marketing skills with you, and you can manage the operational side. 


20 Million impressions. 6 months. Zero $. Do you want the same?

What I can do for you

I. From Scratch

Have you just started a company or want to rebuild your online marketing from scratch? Avoid all the costly mistakes. I'll set you up flawlessly.

II. Online Marketing – standard

I'll organise your professional model shootings, create ads, as well as generating leads and sales on Facebook, Instagram, Amazon, and wherever else you choose.

III. Online Marketing – reloaded

Fearless, unconventional, and noisy. I am your way into guerrilla marketing – if it's compatible with your company's values.

IV. Coaching

I'll come to your company for one week, regardless of location. I'll train your existing marketing team, plan workflows & more. 

V. Websites, Webshop

I'll plan, design, and implement your webshop. This includes wholesale platforms, ERP/WMS/Inventory Management, as well as the newest technologies.

VI. Der Rührer Live

I can potentially promote your products to my 30k social media followers. I also have an extensive newsletter subscriber list. Please ask for details.

You can Buy Success

Terms and Conditions

One job a week

I only accept one job per week. Not more. This rule is not related to the size of the job. This way you can be sure that I'm only focused on one client at a time – and that is you. When you hire me, I'm available for you at any time during that one week.

Fees and charges

The prices are non-negotiable. But, as I really love being part of growing a startup up, I sometimes accept a work-for-share deal. So when you hire me as your marketing consultant, I receive a share of around 5 % of your company in return for my services. 


If your name is Frank, I'm not gonna answer your request.

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