Digital. Marketing. Consultant.
Brother, I get it
I pretty much fucked up a lot with my first company VON FLOERKE. No one will dispute that. But beyond that, nobody can dispute that all marketing campaigns I designed were always extraordinarily successful. It was just that I didn't deliver the operational excellence that was expected of me. As I never was a good CEO/COO, I will share my excellent marketing skills with you, and you can manage the operational side.
Project VON FLOERKE
20 Million impressions. 6 months. Zero $. Do you want the same?
What I can do for you
I. From Scratch
Have you just started a company or want to rebuild your online marketing from scratch? Avoid all the costly mistakes. I'll set you up flawlessly.
II. Online Marketing – standard
I'll organise your professional model shootings, create ads, as well as generating leads and sales on Facebook, Instagram, Amazon, and wherever else you choose.
III. Online Marketing – reloaded
Fearless, unconventional, and noisy. I am your way into guerrilla marketing – if it's compatible with your company's values.
IV. Coaching
I'll come to your company for one week, regardless of location. I'll train your existing marketing team, plan workflows & more.
V. Websites, Webshop
I'll plan, design, and implement your webshop. This includes wholesale platforms, ERP/WMS/Inventory Management, as well as the newest technologies.
VI. Der Rührer Live
I can potentially promote your products to my 30k social media followers. I also have an extensive newsletter subscriber list. Please ask for details.
You can Buy Success
Remote Jobs
I. From Scratch
Avoid all the costly mistakes. I'll set you up completely. This includes all necessary images, as well as connections to Google, Facebook, Instagram, and Amazon. Also, the implanting of catalogues, retargeting, and newsletter lists. I'll provide a set of weekly workflows for you to follow.
II. Online Marketing – standard
I'll organise your professional model shootings, create ads, as well as generating leads and sales on Facebook, Instagram, Google, Amazon, Bing and wherever else you choose. 5k€ includes all costs, with no additional fees, for up to 20 working hours.
III. Online Marketing – reloaded
I'll organise your professional model shootings, create ads, as well as generating leads and sales on Facebook, Instagram, Google, Amazon, Bing and wherever else you choose. 5k€ includes all costs, with no additional fees, for up to 20 working hours. PLUS IT'LL BE HEAVY SHIT FOR THE INTERNET.
At your place
IV. Coaching
I'll come to your company, no matter where it's located. I'll eat, drink, and work with your staff. I'll train and educate them about the newest trends in online marketing. I'll develop new workflows which optimise your online marketing activities. As I deep dive into your company, it will be enhanced through your very own processes.
V. Websites, Webshop
I'll plan, design, and implement your web-shop. I'll provide a state of the art ERP/WMS/Inventory Management system, including the newest APIs/technologies. I work with JTL, a top notch German software, which connects seamlessly to Amazon, eBay, and every other European retail platform. The negotiable price depends on the amount and demand of the services provided.
Terms and Conditions
One job a week
I only accept one job per week. Not more. This rule is not related to the size of the job. This way you can be sure that I'm only focused on one client at a time – and that is you. When you hire me, I'm available for you at any time during that one week.
Fees and charges
The prices are non-negotiable. But, as I really love being part of growing a startup up, I sometimes accept a work-for-share deal. So when you hire me as your marketing consultant, I receive a share of around 5 % of your company in return for my services.
Exclusions
If your name is Frank, I'm not gonna answer your request.
Contact me
If you have any further questions, feel free to ask them.
Download my CV
CV David Schirrmacher (pdf)
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